Friday, February 9, 2018

Forget Naughty or Nice

"Forget naughty or nice -- I want every kid in the country getting coal this year."

Monday, February 13, 2017

The Hand of the King

Strong and powerful, yet comforting, yet unsettlingly intimate hands:

Wednesday, March 18, 2015


I'm looking forward to being a dad. Not so much because I want to raise kids, but more so that I have a valid reason to tell dad jokes all the time.